In case you haven’t seen the snow melt the last three times, back by popular demand, featuring 5 more centimetres of the white stuff, idiot landlords shovelling half the walks, and young men and women who can’t remember how to drive in the snow (remember, two weeks ago, when there was ice on the road and you knew how to do it?), and OH yes. All that open, warming dirt?
So what I wonder is, are the tomatoes leaning towards the window because they want to see the tragedy, or do the birds that come back along with the gophers that have woken up wonder….da fuq??